And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU SHIT TALK MY MOST TREASURED FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar
then I realised
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
fictional couples who are on a permanent last name basis
fictional couples who only ever use each other’s title or rank
fictional couples who then use each other’s first names in times of high stress or really intimate, heartwarming moments